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Best Funny Jokes in Hindi

Jun 24, 2017

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Funniness is a decent approach to break the ice, and short jokes are especially successful as they are anything but difficult to advise and simple to recall. The following are a portion of the best short jokes ever, from the senseless to the advanced.

Few Best funny jokes in Hindi

 

Sardar ki Biwi came without any clothes in the drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests.
Sardar screamed: Beshram aurat, tu hosh mein to hai?
Wife: Woh jee recipe book mein aisa hi likha tha na "Serve Hot without any dressing, guests will enjoy."

 

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

 

 

I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either.

 

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

 

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.

 

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

 

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

 

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

 

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe
a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash ?"

  • Why girls live longer than boys????

Scientific studies have proved that

“SHOPPING” never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,

. “PAYING the “BILLS” does

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अौर दुनिया के # कौने कौने मै जा चुकी हुं,

इतनै मे भीङ में बेठै प्रशांत नै कहा क्यो झुठ बोलती हो,

कभी सुसराल गयी है…क्या

एक बार ‪#‎मायावती‬ भाषण दे रही थी बोली – मैने सारी दुनिया देख रखी है,

अौर दुनिया के # कौने कौने मै जा चुकी हुं,

इतनै मे भीङ में बेठै प्रशांत नै कहा क्यो झुठ बोलती हो,

कभी सुसराल गयी है…क्या

एक बार ‪#‎मायावती‬ भाषण दे रही थी बोली – मैने सारी दुनिया देख रखी है,

अौर दुनिया के # कौने कौने मै जा चुकी हुं,

इतनै मे भीङ में बेठै प्रशांत नै कहा क्यो झुठ बोलती हो,

कभी सुसराल गयी है…क्या